All in All

This picture was a flyposter on the Tube system advertising some sub-The Apprentice Jerry Hall vehicle reality show for VH1 or MTV, where she selects a young boy to be her toyboy. Sounds rubbish but what do I know? Anyway, after just a day or so all the posters have been removed on the instructions of the bosses of London Underground because they are "offensive".

To whom? I mean, I might complain at length about how the accepted view of the male body beautiful seems to involve absolutely no chest hair, and so i'm technically offended by the fact that all these guys' chests are waxed to within an inch of their lives, but that's just a minor quibble.

It's political correctness gone mad, I tell you